I'd volunteer but I don't think I could fill his pants.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

He's a DEVIL around the groin.
There's been reports.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

pants anus
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)