Well...this isn't uncomfortable.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)

It's a shame the icons are too small to accurately show the picard facepalm
Maybe do a PedoBear instead?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)