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( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)

I'm going to get a shower
and get all wet and soapy and think about you
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:00, archived)

Goodo.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)