the only time Oasis aren't shit is when you're drunk,
and that's only because everyone else is singing along and getting into it, so you get swept into it yourself.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)

MoT
... suddenly not shit.

Although this is possibly the only thing I'm likely to agree with you on, muscially....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)