I whistled along to a tune in the office kitchen
and said "cor, I haven't heard Lambchop in ages."

Three people furiously grabbed their phones and frantically texted; it was a "name that artist" competition on some obscure indie station. I could have won some free stuff if I'd kept my gob shut :(
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)