Video performances can't live up to the feeling of being at a live gig surrounded by like minded people
particularly in a pit at a festival
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

I'm not arguing this.
[That story again about me and the Bloodhound Gang]
I had to be helped into a taxi by a policeman.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)

I've pre-ordered your autobiography on amazon so I can be the first to read all about it

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)

The foreword is given by Baldmonkey, and if you hold it up to neon-light you can see a horse fisting Murdoch from The A-Team.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)