I would like to add "pricks with flags at festivals" to this list.
If you are so fucking terrified of losing your mates in a crowd then you should probably stay at home. Or be attached to your mummy by a leash.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

I thought this about Glastonbury
Imagine paying a fortune for festival tickets, only to not be able to see the stage because some nob with a massive flag is stood in front of you
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

I think Auntie Beeb might be a bit hacked off with it as well
they had those super duper long range cameras set up in the engineers palace and all they could see were red dragons and hilarious captions.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)