You're getting closer and closer.
I can only assume the next insult will be about the "Castle" not the "New" bit.
You should also light sparklers and stick them down your boxers so I can really notice you in the crowd.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)

Where's oldcastle?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)

That's White Hart Lane, isn't it?
LOL!

I'm being very liberal with the term "castle", I'm sure you'll agree.
A castle is seen as a fortress.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)