YOU OLD NAME QUEEN!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

My parents came round earlier to drop my birthday cards off, Jammy
It's all PARTYTIME here at moohalaa towers
( moohalaa, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)

Are you having BIRTHDAY FLAN?
Can you not tie the balloon knots because of your pedicure?
Plus other homophobic jokes and plays on the term "balloon knot".
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)