bet you'd go on the loop-de-loop
and at the bottom you'd squirt ketchup up in the air and at the top of the loop you'd catch it in the burger bun like a baseball glove.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

FUCK YEAH!
I would have an onion cannon too.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)