They do eat like weirdoes
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( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)

I would love to say to them if they'd just tasted me food
"DON'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTHFUL! WHERE'S YOUR MANNERS?!?" and then biff them with my handbag.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)