A friend was in Poland at a festival and he said they were the most boring band he's ever seen. didn't even look up or say hello.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)

I saw them live and they were ace

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)

But also tried to fuck my dick with your dick so your opinion is...
INVALID
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)

they tried forced docking?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)

You tried to dock me through your trousers :'(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)

damn those trousers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)

Was it the Open'er?
My missus just came back from that and said she fell asleep on her feet during them, which was a shame as Lilly Allen was on before and no-one was paying her any notice because they were waiting for the KoL.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)

that is was :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)

Apparently the audience was 80% English people
primarily because Poles can't afford to take that long off work to sit in a field having their ears pounded.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)

e

+e

go on, work it out. It'll take ages.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)

this had better not be a football-related joke
because it will be wasted on me
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)

does half a second count as ages?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)

it does, yes.
in your world of speed.

i thought it was quite good as strikethroughs go.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)