He could have one in a headlock whilst kicking the other one away.
For an hour. Each night.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:03, archived)

I'd like to see some baldmonkey on rhinoceros action

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:04, archived)