You can have her first, and on Mondays - Wednesdays, with alternate Sundays after.
As long as I get Hayley Williams first.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)

I'm DG. I get all sexy women first.
You get the days they are on the heavy bit of their period.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)