You're gay.
They won't let you in.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)

You're ginger.
At least I can withhold the fact that I'm gay. You'd even get wiry glow-in-the-dark roots if you dyed your hair.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:52, archived)