I was surprised to hear of you sending saucy photos to Friz for his birthday.
I've had 28 birthdays and have yet to receive a picture of your boobs or even at least a photo of you making me a cake.
Baldmonkey's had even more birthdays. He deserves the photos before me.

We've discussed it recently at our secret internet club meetings.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)

I was searching for my name, as am an ultimate internet narcissist, and I saw this.
I don't remember it, but that does sound like me when I was drinking.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)

Terrible alcoholic abuse on the internet.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)

There's a reason I no longer drink wine.
I become an even bigger attention whore, it's like crazy petrol.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)

You women..
Yourself.. Jodie Marsh.. Moohalaa.. All alike.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)

We just want your approval, online.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)