Even if you're not the best man you should still do the best man speech. And the toast master's. and the bride's...and the mothers-in-law's.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)

I might pick a fight.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)

It's not a proper wedding without a fight.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)

Do it with the fat bridesmaid with bicep udders

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)

I'm going to get some practice in by getting the 2nd choice best man in a headlock.
TOODLE PIP B3TA.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)