No, no-one is.
In fact, right now it's International Film Prohibition Hour, and you are committing a capital offence.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

whoops
my bad.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)