I'm watching 'Alien' on dvd again.
is anyone else watching a film of any description at the moment?
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

No your not!!!!!
Your on here
God i hate fucking liers!
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

you seem very negative, do you have issues? is it because the last time you tried to fit in with b3ta we all laughed at your pictures in the wrong way and took the piss out of you, we've all changed, relax

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

Pic on the beach
*fwaaaaaps*
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

RE
FUCKING
LAX????????????????
You thinking you are so smart 'n all LOLZ!!!!!
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

Make sense, little train!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

he seems to be really bottling some forum hurt up

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

Oh mongy, what did you do to him, you bad man?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

He did nothing
Nobody has!!
Was just gettin a tad boring
Is it now? :D
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

everyone is worried about you, are you ok?

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

I'm not worried Mongy.
I hope he dies! :-D
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

you're not in his will you know

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

See, the thing about loud, impotent internet rage is that either
a) it's actually genuine, in which case you're a pathetic excuse for a human being that should have been killed in the playground;
b) it's actually genuine but you're pretending it was ironic, in which case you're just another tiresome bell-end like so many thousands of other attention-starved users on so many other internet forums.

Either way, you're not doing yourself any favours.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

You forgot option c) It's not genuine and never was.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

c) = b).

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

Innit

(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

You wait till ya on ya own
Stay here till 4:37!
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

Haha, is this an internet threat?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

You bet ya
I'll 'av ya
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

Right, so.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

something is up esme, i hope he is ok

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

pfft, comical misplaced comma.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

haha

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

(thick)

(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

I'm scared mongy, he threatened me :(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

i don't think it was a threat i think it was meant to read like
"you'd be mental like me if you stayed on /talk on your own at 4am"
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

Nah, he mentioned something about my internet friends or some shit earlier.
I think he's trying to be an internet hardman.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

with
that hair
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)

hey little big fella, it's all cool, tell us older people how we hurt you?

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

With ya stabbin weapon
:(
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

show us on the doll where the man touched you

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

all banter aside, what's up mate, you seem troubled by the forum, you ok?

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

Please show us the way to wisdom, O wise, non-sarcastic user of intelligent phrases like "LOLZ!!!!!".

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

that is very nice little fella, just tell us what is wrong, you must have left school now, grown up a bit, why not join in

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

OMG!!1
You did bite!!
You of all people hahahahahahahahahaha
Oh you do make me laugh mate
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

hey no offence, i'm just saying, what's up? you seem distresed, no issue

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

No issue
Just jeating and maybe a bit tipsy!
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

We're all jeating, don't beat yourself up over it.
What the fuck is jeating?
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

are you sure, it appears you are carrying some previous bags from before, it's only a forum, no offence

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

Nope.
I watched My Bloody Valentine earlier. It was shit, to be fair.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

the originals good fun
in a schlock horror kind of way.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

I haven't seen it.
I've heard there's a different ending.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

I havent seen the newfangled one
so I couldnt say, I'm afraid. I think it was the usual 'all the teens who sneak off to have sex get messily killed and only the nubile young virgin survives' (c) every slasher film ever.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

Yeah, only a bit more drawn out.
Apparently the gore was better in 3D. It just looked shit and overdone in 2D.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

did you not get those silly glasses
with the dvd or summat?
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

Yeah, but we watched it in 2D. My friend said it gets a bit shit in 3D the whole way through.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

No!
I'm watching Derren Brown. I'm waiting for You Have Been Watching.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

i am

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

Pic on the beach
*fwaaaaaaaap*
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

i'm watching one with no description.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

I've got Sluts With Nuts IV on in the background, but I'm not paying much attention to it.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

Oh you will when it get's to
1'13 trust me
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

I'm guessing you rarely get past 1'13 in any porn film.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

Never :(

Unless i start it from 1'12:56
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

I'm watching This Week

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

No, no-one is.
In fact, right now it's International Film Prohibition Hour, and you are committing a capital offence.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

whoops
my bad.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)