I hate cunts who park over the end of our drive,
when I am running late for work. Isn't it illegal?
(Borderline Schizo, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:36, archived)

hire a monster truck
and ram them (having first put a miniscule notice warning them that this will happen if they park there)
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)