Sieg Heil Mein Fuhrer.
(oh, that'll look good on ac...)
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:28, archived)

Altavista babel fish is great:
"The Teviot of moose - shooting it me, Anfllen me, attachment me"
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:30, archived)

Which is how I translated my name in the first place.
Its like Chinese whispers. Only in German.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:38, archived)