How is she lovely?
I thought she was just a dull spastic when I met her.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 19:00, archived)

She is a dull spastic.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 2 Aug 2009, 19:09, archived)

Yup.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)

Different wavelength I think.
She is a nice girl, and doesn't really mean any harm. And now I'm channelling Donkey Gums talking about me.

Christ.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 2 Aug 2009, 19:11, archived)

How is she nice, when she comes out with that shite?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)

She's not nice you silly boy
she's pathologically thick, with a stupid streak the width of my arse.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 2 Aug 2009, 19:21, archived)