But I'm quite in love with you.
Why are you so mean to me?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)

You're only in love with me because I'm mean to you.
That's how boys work isn't it?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)

I'm in love with you 'cause you look like you'd take it up the bot bot.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:41, archived)

Only if you have a tiny willy.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:50, archived)