i got him a present, but it went off in an Iraqi marketplace, killing 50.
result!
( scott,, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:25, archived)

That's the best kind of present.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:26, archived)

Oh man
we laughed and laughed and laughed.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 1:28, archived)