But I totally am so that's ok.
/Jack, I want to fuck you... like proper. in the bum. finger your mouth a bit, like a plumber trying to unblock a drain.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)

This is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)