It says "fully functioning"
but I'm prepared to bet that it won't turn you into a time lord if you open it. Lying advertising pricks.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:37, archived)

Haha.
I never thought of that.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:38, archived)

You must be very easily led.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:42, archived)