The matchstick man doth protest too much...
You luuuurved her, you wanted to do sex and marry her.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)

It's true! AIEEE!
I want to have female babies with her that will grow up with flatter chests than mine.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)