Haha, I really hope that's true.
His secretary having to use one of those was pretty much the best thing about The Apprentice.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 26 May 2010, 22:55, archived)

I've never watched the apprentice.
Alan Sugar is a tosser.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 26 May 2010, 22:56, archived)