You'll need a lot of time
she needs at least three minutes of foreplay to prevent her dry old cooch feeling like an unshaved Arab's cheek during a Saharan sandstorm.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)

For fuck's sake.
Women's lib has got a lot to answer for.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)