if i had spare money i'd get a hillman imp
then a mini moke
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)

How can you want a Hillman Imp when you could have a Riley Elf?
Imp
Elf
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)

SOLD!
Fucking gorgeous.

but the imp has the bonus of being a death trap
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)

and of rapidly overheating and cracking its head every 5000 miles.
While the Riley is an ADO 16, meaning you can steal parts from three million austins and the engines are the same ones as in Minis. You can even bolt Metro/Maestro engines straight in if you need more modern reliability.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 12:43, archived)

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( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 12:44, archived)

Alright Balders, The Austin and Morris were dull, you've seen the Riley
This is the Wolseley and this is the Vanden Plas. You can get a driveable wolseley for about 500 quid.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)

i'll stick with the elf

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)