I wouldn't mind having one of
these

And when I was younger my parents drove a Bronze-Gold Jaguar XJ6
(adam_is_saxy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)

Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.
A green Jaguar. How original. How cultivated. How discerning. Jesus, what did you do, pick up the My First Book Of Classic Cars and just choose what was on the cover? Fuck. It's like going to the most haute couture restaurant and ordering steak and chips.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)

I've always like the e-type
For a 24 year-old is that so wrong?

Edit: I think it's actually more that I like the e-type that you're being a dick, rather than it being an e-type because I believe that if you were offered a chance to buy one at a decent price you'd swallow your misplaced pride and actually buy one
(adam_is_saxy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)

The only way I'd buy an e-type is as an investment
and then sell it on to the sort of lazy uncultured swine that think cruising around in a green jag is tasteful. There are plenty of similar period cars that are more interesting (Daimler Dart, Jenson Interceptor) to people who know about cars. And there's no point in owning a classic if you're not going to be a massive snob about it. Being 24 is nothing to do with it.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)

Okay, I admit that I know next to nothing about cars
All I know is that an e-type in racing green looks good, and I know that jaguars are comfortable from my parents owning one.
(adam_is_saxy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)

Do bear in mind, he's a massive prick.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)

he's such a prick AND a cunt, he might as well go fuck himself.

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)

Bear in mind that you had a go at me being a beaker
then you started a thread about what you did and what you bought and sold, and when I started to try and engage on a similar topic you act like the bitter little fuckbag you are, and I hold my hands up, admitting that I do now know anything about cars, you call ME and prick and a cunt?

*slow claps* Brilliant show, now kindly fuck off
(adam_is_saxy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)

Did your beakerpost ask a question?
Are you trying to discuss a topic you admit to knowing nothing about? Are you getting upset at being an imbecile? The answer here seems yes. Are you playing up to the almost parodic stereotype of the yacht-sailing wannabe lawyer son of jaguar-driving parents who tries to resort to character assassinations to prove a point? Completely. Now fuck off, you're easier to read than the Beano.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)

I've never been sailing before, there have been stacks of beakerposts from other people...
And I'm not getting upset, just annoyed at someone who thinks that they can have a crack at me because they don't like what I'm saying.
I've had decent conversations with you before, and I've had threads where there's been not one outburst. All I can do is apologise if I've annoyed you, and that I'll try to be less of a beaker but it's obvious that me trying to be as vitriolic as you is only going to make you more aggressive and tbh I'd rather not drag this into a slanging match any more
(adam_is_saxy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)

I'm just trying to get you to have an opinion on shit
stop spouting this vapid nonsense.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:57, archived)

Actually, when I said I know next to nothing about cars,
I actually know Dick about cars
(adam_is_saxy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)

This has been emotional.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)