Oh dear there really is no need
to talk inapropriately to you like that, even if your mum loves being analy raped by a gang of bikers it should not be used to hurt your feelings.
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:43, archived)

Like many others
I love my old mum dearly
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)