There'll be a fishy on the dishy when the moat comes in
I got sent that as a text. I should really throw my phone away and start a new life, away from these people.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:26, archived)

moat sounds like boat and that's funny because [data missing]

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:36, archived)