Tired and employed
I might get up early in the morning just to spite myself.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:42, archived)

I went out on red hot date last night.
It was amazing.
What wasn't amazing was her ringing me up at half past eight this morning on my day off to tell me what a great time she'd had. Getting up early, whether by choice or not, is utterly shit.
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:44, archived)

I'm old
I'll get up for a piss and end up doing ironing
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:47, archived)