I feel awesome
I haven't got a job in the world.

How are you all feeling?
(__, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:33, archived)

Wait, I thought you had like four or something.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:34, archived)

I had 22 hours a week at Northern Rock. I lost that job.
My other jobs are one-day-a-week jobs. No way I can live on that. Fool.

Anyway, what the fuck are you on about newsletter fucker?
(__, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:40, archived)

You'll see.
Or you could have a peep around twitter, should you feel inclined.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:41, archived)

I have done
That is awesome.

I look forward to boasting tomorrow.
(__, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:48, archived)

Wait, you can't be doing that.
I've already announced it.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:49, archived)

Ah. Hmm.
I still will. Or, I'll adopt baldmonkey's current sig as my own.

Hello Baldmonkey, who is searching for his own name x
(__, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:52, archived)

No i'm not.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 7:52, archived)

Oh.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 7:53, archived)

Some nonce is following me around. Bit creeped out to be fair.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:35, archived)

do explain.
...
( FIEND, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:38, archived)

I'm a bit ill because I've eaten a load of jalebi
and now I feel like I'm having a heart attack. Other than, great.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)

I could do with a game to play but I'm a bit bored of chuckie egg now.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:38, archived)

Get yourself a copy of mame.
For some old school arcade action.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:38, archived)

Does jalebi translate as 'induces heart attack'

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:38, archived)

It's a misspelling of "jelly babies".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:39, archived)

it isn't gonzo's fault, he's got dyslexia

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:42, archived)

Wait rnuk is gonzo now.
Oh I'm so confused.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:47, archived)

I wonder how many you'd have to eat to induce a heart attack.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:42, archived)

You can speed up the process by dissolving them in meths first.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:53, archived)

That'll certainly help.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:04, archived)

As far as I can see, it's an Indian/Middle Eastern thing, that somehow has bypassed its rightful home of Glasgow
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jalebi
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:41, archived)

haha
it looks treat-tastic.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:43, archived)

I think I'm going to be sick now.
I think I'm going to sick up butter and sugar.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:53, archived)

Go outside and you can be sick inna hedge.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:05, archived)

who's Jalebi?

( FIEND, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:39, archived)

it is a divali foodstuff
for hindus.
rnuk is very cultured.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:41, archived)

I'll have you know I bought it from a shop run by muslims

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:42, archived)

you are also multicultural!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:44, archived)

Tired and employed
I might get up early in the morning just to spite myself.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:42, archived)

I went out on red hot date last night.
It was amazing.
What wasn't amazing was her ringing me up at half past eight this morning on my day off to tell me what a great time she'd had. Getting up early, whether by choice or not, is utterly shit.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:44, archived)

I'm old
I'll get up for a piss and end up doing ironing
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:47, archived)