i worked in an argos once over christmas, that was played for about six hours every day
i think it broke my mind

also, a guy bought a 'stress reliever', as he paid for it i told him, 'you know, a porno mag would be cheaper'

he just stared

Something Kinda Moo
spotify:track:5zZfiglmQgbPwQwIWK4xT7 (Something Kinda Ooooh by Girls Aloud)
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oh god I would last 30 seconds in Argos at Christmas before I stabbed someone in the heart with a justin bieber pen.

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You Can Moo It - alt: Moo Can Do It - alt: Moo Can Moo It
spotify:track:4S6hVmo83xuKai9XnJvDRE (You Can Do It (Feat. Mack 10 And Ms Toi) by Ice Cube)
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