I am enjoying speaking to difficult clients.

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)

Just find their paperwork and they'll leave you alone

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:09, archived)

It keeps disappearing
There's an office gnome here, I swears it.

Edit: actually, this one's just a straight-up difficult client.
My principal's palming her off to me because she's called her three times in the last hour
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:12, archived)