haha
I'm in the "freakishly short" brigade, myself.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:17, archived)

short and dangerous ;)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:20, archived)

watch your knees

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:21, archived)