where the fuck have you been?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)

Taylorcamb
Has been away
He's back now and then
But not everyday
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

I fear you may have lost your touch

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

That's quite unkind
It's a bit much
Just because I've no fingers
I've not lost my touch oh fuck all this FUCK FUCK FUCK WEASEL SHITTING
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)

Frankly you deserve it
for stringing us along
making us think you're talented
you LOLWAKI mong
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)

I've been here, just lurking.
I'm like a guardian angel.
( Taylorcamb, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)

This poem needs its last two lines STAT

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)

While you lot have been burking
And talking about bagels.
( Taylorcamb, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

Taylorcamb was lurking
Watching like a hawk
all the WAKI goings on
In the merry old land of /talk
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)

you haven't been protecting us very well
we've had a right shit batch of 'em in the past months
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)

I didn't say I was a good guardian angel.

( Taylorcamb, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)