I know this bloke called Gary Cocksedge lol
He once had a do with this woman who worked a pub bar we used to lean against. He returned the next day a broken man. "Christ, man. Her fanny was like Bob Marley's head." He said in the spirit of gentlemanly conduct.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)