Oh boy oh gee, it's almost the weekend.
Tell me your plans
and then dwell in the relative shadow that is my awesome weekend on a beach in Ingoldmells in the rain :/
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)

haha fat relatives.

( sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:57, archived)

IM GOING TO HAVE CUGGLES AND DRINKY WINE AND BLINK HAPPILY

( sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:57, archived)

/spend a small fortune on my car and go to a hen night where i feel all out of place and awkward

( sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:57, archived)

/be hungover and babysitting :((((
WHY MEEEEE
( sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)

Do you do one of those slow blinks when you're pissed?
Are you a happy drunk?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)

either affectionate or maudlin, but never outrageous or freaky.

( sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)

I now have Missy Elliot's 'Get your freak on' in my head
Except 'freak' is replaced with 'Bink' 0.0
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)

*eerie slidey head bobs*

( sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)

this little binky will go to market
this little binky will be home
this little binky will be horribly drunk
this little binky will be skint
and this little binky will pee pee pee pee sick, all the way home.
( sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)

+o

( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)

TT3D, a morning fry-up for a mates birthday, cricket at a ground in the arse end of nowhere, birthday pub crawl.
Sunday involves stuff that hasn't been planned plus MotoGP and F1.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)

Tonight - cooking dinner for the family, wine, bit of work later maybe
Tomorrow - GOLF and PUB. Both wonderful things.

Sunday - god knows. Hopefully lazing.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)

OH MAAAAAN

( sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)

i remember those days, those fine and duvet days.
those long mornings lazing
those fine evening sprawling

I MISS MY LAZY TIMES
( sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)

I've been well busy this week and up at 6:30 every day
I've earned this :)
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:17, archived)

Oh SSS !
A girl who is very very swell and is a web developer (who knows at least the right buzz words) and likes food and dogs and chilling out in PJs and seems really relaxed and generally quite happy and looks really pretty... rated me 4/5 on OKCupid and OH GEE OH GOSH, she seems quite nice, so I replied to her 4/5 star thinggy this morning but she hasn't replied yet and I'm getting anxy 'cus I want her to reply !!!!*.... ok OKCupid.

OH MAN

* I'm joking about the 'why hasnt she replied yet' thing, she's probably at work or something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)

OH MAN OH GEE OH GONZ
Stay cool. It'll be ok. Just relax, give her the weekend, invite her for a drink and you'll be holding hands and watching hollyoaks with chinese food in no time.

Best possibly learn to drink lager or whiskey though.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:17, archived)

Fabulous ! Maybe there is an opertunity to get a 241 Papa Johns and have the second pizza microwaved (ie, the next day, if you know what I mean.... WINK WINK)
I think maybe as she's a web des she'd be OK with me having some sort of cocktail.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)

hospital visits, that's about it

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)

Unless she carks it tomorrow.
Then you've got Sunday to please yourself. Shame that it's forecast for rain.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)

true, then i'd go to work sunday, good to keep busy

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)

oh mc :(

( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)

Nice food tonight with dad
then hardcore revision for my last two exams over the weekend, and make some plans for how to spend the time afterwards.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)

DRINKING YAY

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:22, archived)

Damn right
big outing after final exam, and then a debauched interlude with some other friends.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)

Tomorrow I'm going to go to work for eight in the morning and stay there for eleven hours
On Sunday I'm going to go to work for eight in the morning and stay there for eleven hours
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)

you work in a bouncy castle and icecream factory though right?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)

Professional dog sexer

( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)

is it hard on a bouncy castle?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:15, archived)

Most things are made tougher on a bouncy castle
Apart from bouncing
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:17, archived)

pffffffffft
( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)

I'll be playing Duke Nukem Forever all weekend

( CowJam, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)

Well, tonight I will be convincing Ms Official that I ought to be taken to St Ives for my birthday again seeing as I've found a place for less than £400 a week ON THE FUCKING HARBOUR FRONT
Tomorrow I have chums coming for tea, so I'll be dicking about in the kitchen all day. Sunday I might go for food with wankers off the internet. Dunno yet. Is that ok?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)

I approve of everything apart from the wankers off the internet part.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)

Might not happen yet
Fingers crossed. This birthday thing is an issue though. There's a Specials gig in Coventry to try and shoe horn in. Specials. In Coventry. I can't miss that can I?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)

That does sound like something you ought not to miss.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)

I know
I suspect a great deal of beer fuelled skanking and joyous singing would be involved. I can't say no to that. Not without being an uncivilised oik.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)

I shall be committing certain deeds

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)

Those poor sheep.
:(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:22, archived)

I'm going to a "no spring chicken" rave tonight.
I resent the implications in the title but I can't resist a bit of dancing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:20, archived)

Will there be gurning?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)

three people will put their backs out, one set of false teeth will be forgotten in the loos, after a lot of complaints the music will be turned down as nobody can hear themselves talk, then it will be turned up again because of further complaints that they can't hear the music, everyone will be home by 10.30pm as they can't stay up till all hours like they used to do
( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:46, archived)

Sounds like my kind of knees up

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)

sorry dear, what's that?

( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:54, archived)

Where's me cocoa?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)

shhh dear, you can't say things like that any more, it's all pc these days, it's like that robertson's jam, I mean what harm did it do

( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)

Some of my best friends are coons

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)

what's that dear, lend you some spoons? if you like dear

( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

I really like this response
especially as it is gospel true.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

It seems very likely.
Both varieties I shouldn't wonder.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)

nnnts nnnnts nnnnts

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:05, archived)

More prunes, dear?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:08, archived)

I know I'm old and that but I've really taken to dried figs
Soft on the teeth and useful for the digestion.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

Hot tub action at my sister's tomorrow.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)

I thought you were a crusty?
Won't that untangle your fanny dreads?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)

I know this bloke called Gary Cocksedge lol
He once had a do with this woman who worked a pub bar we used to lean against. He returned the next day a broken man. "Christ, man. Her fanny was like Bob Marley's head." He said in the spirit of gentlemanly conduct.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)

my fanny holds no dread (s).
but, thanks for taking the time to think about my fanny.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:56, archived)

I still am
Hang on
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)

I think you dropped this
*fwap*
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)

I'm more of a splot man

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)

Suddenly my kebab pizza
seems less appetising
( CowJam, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:33, archived)

WAHEY
can I just say that I approve of this sort of thing?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:51, archived)