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Fuckers will bend over backwards to give you something for nothing.

Edit/ Also Transec regulations say we have to tell you cunts where we're going every half hour at least, and to read the safety information stuff, and not to leave your stuff lying about. If we don't we are in legal bother.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:01, archived)