sorry man but im eating a kebab....foooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)

Pace yourself, HBLC!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:09, archived)

I played cricket alll day, i thought i deserved something fatty,
How the devil are you JMG?
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)

Canny.
I went to the cinema with a *ir* and she had ice-cream.
She asked if I wanted any. If she didn't it would have all kicked off.

I declined. I'm no ice-cream licking puffter.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)