I've decided to get the clippers out
and I'm going to give myself a 0 all over
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)

smoooooth like a seal

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)

Back, sack and crack?

( Ibstock, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)