start the day
With a whiskey in your tea. Perk you right, be back in the pub by midday.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)

As much as I like a drink
I have never once woke up and thought a booze was a good idea in the morning, or daylight for that matter.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)