I hammered a fly to death today
There I was, pounding in a few tacks, and it landed on the wood. A quick flick of the wrist, BLAT, and then I realised I'd slammed the bloody corpse of an insect into the virgin clean wood of the table I was building.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)

Haha, now you've got a flytable.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)

D'oh!
I hope it was a hardwood, so you didn't get a circular dent too.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:39, archived)

He will if it's idigbo or some other soft hardwood.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:43, archived)