why don't i trust anyone on the internet enough to try this?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)

you're obviously some kind of paranoid moron

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:08, archived)

obviously
But I'd rather be paranoid of people on the internet, than be scared to go outside.

BOOM
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:11, archived)