A pigeon once flew into our server room at work
after deciding to shit on the servers i chucked it out the window. It decided not to fly and it hit the ground pretty hard.
For a split second i felt terrible, but after it stumbled about then continued pecking followed by more excrement, i knew i had failed ridding the world of one less flying rat.
(Disco_Stu, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)