M'kay
Actually Shrill contracted malaria when she grazed her knuckles on an infected bog warden.

Then married Ashley in a vain attempt to extract sickle cells from his man ducts.

TRUFAX!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)