wow - over five years on here
and i've done next to fuck all of interest... maybe in the next 5 eh??
( sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:22, archived)

Tell me you're boasting about lurking
Oh PLEEEEASE tell me you're boasting about lurking.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)

All that means is that you're like 98.5% of everyone else on here.
It's hardly noteworthy.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)

Except for me. My posts are always great. PLEASE VALIDATE ME, INTERNET.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:10, archived)

No link to a tedious irish news site?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)

Your mum's a tedious Irish news site.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)

Don't capitalise irish like it's a legitimate thing.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)

98.5%!!!
/old meme is old meme
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:19, archived)

has anyone used/seen the silkroadmarket?

( mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)

i've heard of it, I also heard it was notoriously hard to find, unless you know how to.
If you get what I mean.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)

i see, so i assume it is illegal, how comes it can't just be pulled? i don't really understand these things

( mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)

Well, you can get all sorts of illicit substances on there.
Though I don't think it's all illegal, more about protecting people from getting busted. I think that's why its pretty hard to find, so they can't pull it.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)

Try this article
gawker.com/5805928/the-underground-website-where-you-can-buy-any-drug-imaginable

Needs tor
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:40, archived)

i blame moocow for this, i'd never even heard it bitcoins, then one thing led to another

( mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)

I read about them for the first time today. Still terribly confused though.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)

From what I understand, its a new way of buying goods and services, without using current money.
A new form of untraceable money.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)

I don't think it's untraceable
but it's pretty hard to do so. Heard about it a few months back, my brother is a big fan (of bitcoins not the drugs trade)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)

Its centralised, so doesn't have the same checks and balances as a bank.
Which could be a good thing, in the current shaky finacial market.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)

didn't the whole market crash the other week because someone as a joke made a post on the official bitcoin forums saying "BITCOINS ARE CRASHING!! SELL SELL SELL!!"

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)

haha, I think someone accessed something and ripped off $1000 worth of them.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)

i know nothing about economics but the whole thing sounds as safe as the beanie baby market
after having read this i should say
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:22, archived)

the currency is being rolled back tho, i magine that

( mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)

Whoops, someone does something stupid then someone else decides to fuck with something conected to them.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)

As far as i understand
it was not setup for nefarious purposes, but any sort of nigh-on untraceable way of trading is of course going to draw the drug dealers in.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)

and nonces i should think

( mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:59, archived)

i'm sure we have a drug dealer on here somewhere
and i KNOW we have a nonce.Maybe we should put them out there for research to get the low-down for us.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)

Of course.
Though from reading the article its better than having people being killed over territory.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)

I'm sure it can be spun both ways, depending on whose writing the article
but i don't want to get in to a debate about drugs are good/bad, that belongs on offtopic.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)

Oh can't we, please I'd like a protracted argument.
I'm not bothered either way, less robbing and killing people, more keeping yourself to yourself.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)

i fear we'd only end up agreeing if this is your stance.
anyone got a comedy account i can borrow so i can argue the opposite point for the sake of stringing out a pointless argument. In fact, if we do it well enough we could probably draw in some idiots and make a proper fight if we do it on /OT.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)

Shhhhh, they don't like people creating 'comedy accounts'
But go ahead and create one. I have a name saving account.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)

Drugs must be good
They saved Chreyl Cole from malaria for the nation
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)

Bad drugs.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)

M'kay
Actually Shrill contracted malaria when she grazed her knuckles on an infected bog warden.

Then married Ashley in a vain attempt to extract sickle cells from his man ducts.

TRUFAX!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)

the mining bit i dont have a clue on, the selling stuff via tor or p2p and paying in them i get, the ebay stuff, not so much either but that gets pulled quickly

( mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)

I've had a look, it seems to be a way of generating blocks to add to a block chain.
Which verify transactions, so if you generate blocks, you get some bitcoins for your trouble.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)

so what do you add to the train, encryption?

( mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:10, archived)

Not sure, could be.
It takes a load of processing power to create a block though.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)

i think i should close the door on all this and forget it is even happening, no offence

( mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:27, archived)

Hey no harm no foul.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)

Yeah', I managed to get into the login stage when they've got closed signed up.
So close, so far.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)

this probably still puts you above a fair few

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)

Maybe.
I don't think I'll be taking bets on it though.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)

RYAN DUNN HAS DIED
Have some respect and die in a burning car.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)

I can't wait mate

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)

Including this thread.
Well done you.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)

I've got AIDS you insensitive prick

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)

Good aids or bad aids.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)

beastman aids

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)

That sounds like Ace aids.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:40, archived)

*crosses everything*
Ohmygodyesplease!!!!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)

It is said that everyone has potential.
This is bollocks.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:32, archived)

Physics lols

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)

I think the general consensus is that no one really gives a fuck about you here. I doubt it'll change in 5 years time either.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)

I dunno
i wonder if there is a Lurkers union, where they decide whose turn it is to post a new thread, then fuck off and not reply to anyone.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)

They'd immediately be out of the union if they posted.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)

then maybe it's punishment for once again trying to raise them to take over the boards
like some sort of lurker messiah complex gone badly wrong. I don't know their strange ways.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)

The ultimate lurker forum would have no posts but lots of traffic.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)

I dread the day when they all rise as one and proceed to top all of Baldmonkey's threads.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)

we all do
but it is written, and so it shall be
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)

i'm happy with the fact there's a general consensus about me
it shows i'm in your thoughts....
( sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)

Erm, no one knows who you are.
So I@m not sure how that works.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)

Anyone else got a laggy internet connection using BT today?

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:44, archived)

if you kill someone and boast about it on here we'll all pay attention to you

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)

Yeah but we'd be thinking, I don't believe them, sound like lotw.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)

Your QOTW stories just made me lose millions of brain cells

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:19, archived)

you read past the first one?
you're a braver person than me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)

I did it for all of you xxx

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:23, archived)